You Might Be "A Preacher's Wife" 

By, Cheryl Harwell Bailey

"IF"

A congregation hired your husband because YOU play the piano.

"IF"

Every "Monday" you wanna' get out of "Dodge!"

"IF"

Your old station wagon or van, 

is the "Church Bus,"

And you're the "Bus Driver."

"IF"

You need to give in, and buy some new cloths.

And a new stove!

"IF"

You live in the church basement!

"IF"

Just sayin'

"IF"

You need a "Handkerchief!"

"IF"

You're a little "Crazy!"

"IF"

You love your "Crock Pot" so much, you gave her a "face and a name!"

"IF"

You "rock out" when no one is looking!

"IF"

You throw the "phone" in the trash!

Then repent and retrieve said phone.

"IF"

Your feet hurt!

"IF"

You created the script, costumes, sound effects, lighting, props, and directed 2 million Church plays.

"IF"

You scrubbed all the Church toilets, on Sunday morning, because no one else did it on Saturday, every Sunday for 30 years.

"IF"

You hit you husband, after you cleaned the toilets!

"IF"

He smacked you back!

"IF"

"The higher the hair, the closer to God,"

is your motto.

"IF"

You wouldn't have it any other way!